Better Than Steven Wright

Okay, so my last blog, which was called Humor, was a bit satirical. Now it's time for some real humor. This is what I call "Better than Steven Wright". Do you know who Steven Wright is? If not, don't read on because this won't make much sense. However, as a reminder for those of you who might know of him, he is famous for a very dry sense of humor illustrated by one-liners like "I live at the end of a one way street. Once I get home, I can never leave." If you find that funny, than hopefully you will appreciate my "Better than Steven Wright" one-liners. And Mr. Wright, if you read this, my apologies in advance.

Better than Steven Wright:

1. Yesterday I dreamed about tomorrow. Today seems like a memory.
2. A man told me I look like my father. My father's dead.
3. I was there when a tree fell in the forest. Now I know.
4. I don't understand why the world is always at war. Can't we just kill the people who don't believe in peace?
5. I was told that I should "see the world". I looked down.